Here’s the (Sandy) Hook
Why is it easier for a teenager to get a semi-automatic weapon and enough bullets to level a school full of children than it is to get a case of […]
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Oh, Grow Up
So many of my peers have popped out little ones at this point that I’m starting to feel really out-of-the-poop. In an effort to narrow the “can’t relate” gap, I’ve […]
Roller F**king: A Beating For George Carlin
According to the astrological sciences, Aquarians are preternaturally disposed to loyalty. Even when they’re ten years old and a parental interrogation heats up to the point of unethical tactics. “Answer […]