April 15th and The Emotional Audit
I dreamed of a distant future last night. It wasn’t a post-apocalyptic wasteland with acidified oceans and vomit colored sunsets, and the surviving population wasn’t dodging a race of zombified […]
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Bother… It’s Easy!
It’s a hackneyed gripe, and the last thing I want is to sound embittered, but I swear to god, I’ll shoot up a CVS the next time I get an […]
Oh, Grow Up
So many of my peers have popped out little ones at this point that I’m starting to feel really out-of-the-poop. In an effort to narrow the “can’t relate” gap, I’ve […]
The Whole Wide World
It was far too many bits for any one brain to process. It was the entire information age exploded inward, swirling like some three dimensional Rorschach lava lamp broken open […]
Easy Tiger
Maybe you can be of some help here. I have a wonderful, handsome, on-his-way-to-wealthy single friend I’d love to set up with a cute, smart, deserving young woman who wants […]